About Experience Tubes
The Experience Tube is a revolutionary analog device which connects one experience to another! Using only soft striped fabric and the most sophisticated facial recognition technology ever developed (installed standard in current model human brains) the tube replaces all peripheral distractions with an unbridled visual feast of stripes and laughter! Simply upload a couple faces into each end and make your own internet, instantaneously! Immediate vivid connection, with no subscriptions, user agreements, invasive advertisements, or spotty service!
Apply first end of tube to first face, ensuring that the tube extends in a perpendicular fashion from the facial face zone.
Using manners, obtain consent from another person and place the second end of the tube around their facial zone, making sure that both faces are pointed into the center.
Pull the tube taught enough to open the experience void in the middle. This will turn the stripes on.
Pulling strongly will result in swift ejection. This may or may not be desired.
Once both faces are inside, tender jiggling becomes available. Careful jiggling is sometimes necessary. Too fast jiggling may induce harmless hallucinations or the feeling that maybe the world is stripes that are fast.